alswearengens:

ratbashing:

this is the most important thing ill ever post and im like 100% sure its no where else on tumblr. (it’s the ending song from the nightman cometh)

#if i don’t get proposed to via this song i’m not saying yes

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hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

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ilanawexler:

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer for the New Yorker (x)

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If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.
Why is it that old wives tales are called old wives tales

amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

When old men’s tales are called religion and philosophy?

stalkingyermom:

well the kaiju will wait his turn bc we all want him

stalkingyermom:

well the kaiju will wait his turn bc we all want him

Mads Mikkelsen in “The Hunt”/”Jagten”

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